What has Locke done for YOU today?

Killed subway-dwelling emo scum with his taser and variety of weaponry! Wished you, yes you personally, a happy birthday! Informed you on the credentials of a real, shovel-bearing individual! And finally, taught you the etymology of the phrase ’skeleton in the closet’.

What more could you possibly want?

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